| Did everyone have a nice St. Patricks? I know I did! The other day, I was sitting by the pond chewing on a stalk of local vegetation when suddenly this group of Asian kids walked by. They suddenly stopped! One of the boys threw a stick at me and then ran away. Then they kept screaming "Shaimus!" like prebubescent little boys or girls who just discovered that their favorite kitten got ran over by a 10-ton semi. It was catchy, so I decided to stick with it.
That's the story of my "birth".
If you are lucky and you see me, then don't be afraid to hollar!
Note: Jon George Tell Anyone and DIE!!! |
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